only in america ....... do banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain the pens to the counter.
only in america ..... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
only in america ..... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front door.
thought these were amusing.
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Your thoughts are interesting Carol. Are you thinking about going on the road? You could work up an Only in America routine, like that guy who says, "You might be a redneck if..." There is endless material for a comedy routine or a whole book. Keep writing Carol. I am impressed. This is a true commentary on the way we live.
sorry honor I read these off of another site and decided to post them. they had others but these were the funniest to me.
Thanks for sharing these, Carol. They are funny. :) I'm going to pretend that you made them up. You're a witty gal.
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