Stumbled across a poem that I thought was rather delightful, twisted to some extent but a fun read none the less.
"One fine day in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other
One was blind and the other couldn't see
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play
A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"
A paralyzed donkey passing by
Kicked the blind man in the eye
Knocked him through a nine inch wall
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all
A deaf policeman heard the noise
And came to arrest the two dead boys
If you don't believe this story’s true,
Ask the blind man he saw it too!"
- Author Unknown
Getting physical
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Training sessions have been going really well these past few weeks. I
swim, lift, and run on my own (or with the masters swim team) during the
week, and o...
12 years ago
4 comments:
Hilarious...thanks for sharing!
That was really funny. I really enjoyed it.
The poem makes me feel like it is time for Halloween. I love it. What fun. Thanks for sharing.
Here mathew this video is for you.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZSpQbndm3xA
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