Recently, I learned that after I left home my parents let my sisters have horse back riding lessons. My sisters were allowed to have music lessons before I left home. I only looked on while they had ALL the fun. Clearly, Dad hoped to form an accordian band just like the ones in the old country. That plan fell through. Dad's girls liked horses and hated accordians. Dad gave in to the pressure. With one less mouth to feed he could. This led me to thoughts about my childhood. From the very start I was a rebellious dare devil. I was surprised by this revelation. I had formed the opinion that I was a golden child who could do no harm. Upon reflection, I realize I have a few regrets. If only....
If only I had not been greedy, that CONCUSSION would not have happened. Warning to Moms: Do not hide candy high in the garage rafters. That is too much temptation for a pre-schooler to resist.
If only I had listened to Mom ,my broken birthday trike would not be sitting in a ditch. Explanation: Mom told me not to let Sammy ride it.
If only I had not been gullible, my pre-school self would not be stranded on the roof of our house. Question: Sammy and Roddy, why did you take the ladder away?
If only I had not been a MEAN LITTLE KID, Sammy would not have punched me in the eye. Apology: Sammy I am sorry I punched you first. (My eye turned Black. Sammy got in trouble!)
If only I had not been such a Rebel, my mean little self would not have jumped in the pool fully clothed! Consequences: 1) I swallowed a ton of water. 2) A spanking that REALLY hurt.
Yes, I kept my folks busy. And yet, they had five more children. Brave, weren't they? But as Dad used to say, The Lord hates a coward.